Shower Epiphany: Just cause I'm Gone doesn't mean I can't have fun!

Shower Epiphany: Reading Gypsie Raleigh's comics I decided I do want a tombstone for people to visit that says,

Still Dead

Thanks for Checking on me 

Although I've come to realize that things will get boring once I'm gone so I will create a Living Will that provide money to every now and then dig up my grave and leave an open casket a jar with muddy footprints walking away with the following notes:

• It's dark down there! Going to get a night light and some Manga. 
• It's Fucking Halloween, I'm not staying in! Gonna get some candy!
• Just Heard [A person I hate] just died. Going to dance on their grave and shit on it a little. 
• There's another Star Wars Movie! I ain't missing this!
• I farted and it stinks. Gonna air out while I get some pepto.
• I SAW A ROACH!
• Got Bored. Going to get tacos! Be right back!
• Hold on, someone just rediscovered the Jonas Brother's music catalog. Need to save your asses!
• Hold on, The Rolling Stones are touring. I wanna see this again!
• It's Taco Tuesday. Where do you think I am?
• Feeling a little fat. Going for a run.
• That's it. You done fucked up! I'm starting the Zombie Uprising! I WARNED YOU!
• The guy in the next grave keeps talking to me. Need to get some earplugs.
• The gravedigger keeps bad touching me. I'm getting the fuck out of here!
• Some one keeps making Chuck Norris jokes. I need to teach this fucker what's what!
• Got Bored again. Going to hide under some beds. Psychiatrists need to make a living you know.
• Hold on, need to get my music catalog updated again. Fucking technology!
• I guess I have to grow my own damn flowers!
• Hold on....I got updated to some shitty version of Windows. I need to buy 7 again.
• What the Fuck are you doing again?!? Haven't you fixed the voting system?!? Do I have to fix everything?
• Ate someone that didn't agree with me. Check the restroom. Bring toilet paper!
• THERE'S ANOTHER WU TANG ALBUM! I'm buying this one!
• Stop fucking visiting me! I'm still an INTROVERT! Give me some fucking space, geesh!
• I'm tired of hearing your shitty problems. Going to get shitfaced!
• Getting laid. Come back later in a couple of hours!
• Fucking $10 for delivery! Fuck that!
• It's Saint's Patty's Day! Going to get shitfaced!
• Dude! R.R. Martin finally finished the fucking book!

You know I do this because I love you right?

What would you do without me?