Dear X Men Movie people,
I have been a huge fan since my four great friends got me into comics. I love the X men. I'm quite happy that you are trying to to correct what ......shit you made of the franchise since the second X Men movie. I can dig it. I can even forgive you for putting that douche Ryan whatever as Deadpool. I can forgive you and give you loving kisses and forgiving hugs. It's hard to please us Geeks and I understand, you are working against the mountain of Fanboys. I understand. It's not like you can get Jim Lee and pay him to sit on set while still working for DC and have him tell you what you are doing wrong......although you should try anyways.
But you can do this one thing to redeem yourself in this movie. Listen carefully. I'm going to say this slowly.
Bring in the Sentinels.
Do it. Don't ask questions. Don't even give them a back ground. The Age of Future Past is good enough and it need them. Anyone wanting to know, fuck em. Let them wiki or better hit their local shop and engage the Geek there and then they will learn. So just do it. Bring them in. You want bonus points? For the next movie, I want Mr. Sinister and Apocalypse. Do it. You owe us.
Ryan whats his face.
Yea....you owe us big.
Sincerely,
A Geeky Fanboy since back in the day.
P.S. If you want me to REALLY be happy? Listen closely....
Rachel. Give us Rachel. Malin Akerman or Jessica Alba are good starts. I would say Milla Jovovich, but she she would only turn you down and that would make me cry.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment