If you give Auggie a haircut, he's going to want to comb his hair.
To comb his hair, he's going to choose to shower rather than wet his head at the sink.
Once out the shower, he's going to want to put on regular clothes rather than his sweats/pjs.
Once getting dressed in clothes, he's going to look in the mirror and notice he looks good from his working out.
Once he notices his work, he's going to brush his teeth in case he ends up speaking to people.
Once is teeth is brushed, he's going to live longer since unbrushed teeth has a correlation with heart disease
Once he feels healthy, he's going to end up smiling despite of not knowing he is.
Once he smiles, people will not recoil as much from his aura of malice.
Once he reduces his aura of malice, he's going to notice people do not look at him in worry.
Once he notices people are kinder towards him, he's going to feel good about himself.
Once he feels good about himself, he's going to make a greater effort in improving himself.
Once me makes a greater effort, he's going to challenge himself in moments that would bother him socially.
Once he challenges himself socially, he will conclude there is nothing to worry and he will relax.
Once he relaxes, he'll smile more and work against his stutter and issues.
Once he beats his stutter and issues, he will regain that magnificent confidence.
Once his confidence is secured, he will challenge the world and the realms of science.
Once the scientific realms are challenged, we will achieve greatness in flying cars and less stupid people.
With less stupid people, a new age of enlightenment will begin.
Once we arrive at our age of enlightenment, Auggie will be happy.
But only if his hair is ok......
*bows in silliness and mock importance*
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