Thursday, October 13, 2016

Internal Conflict and Dialogue between Introverted Mind and Adulting or PHO!!!!!!!!

*Me this morning, speaking to myself*

Me: Ok, I need to get in the shower now, so that I can go and handle some things and make it to lunch with my friend for pho........PHO!!!!!!
Introvert Me: Or.....
Me: .....no, no, not now.....
IM: .......or.....
Me: No no no....I need to handle my business....
IM: But look at your book......you ONLY read a chapter...
Me: ....yes, but it's AronRa's chapter....that's thicker than my old micro stuff.....and I had to look things up onlines...
IM: ...Oh, look....the guitar with pretty and new strings....you haven't played in two weeks....your calluses are going away...
Me: Yes...I know, I've been stupidly busy....I'll play it soon.....
IM: And look how hazy the day is outside.....perfect nap weather....
Me:........I like na.....no NO.....I have things to do.....I can't cancel on this friend.....again.....
IM:....there's vanilla ice cream in the fridge....you know that....but dairy....you'd have to stay in....
Me: ....I do like ice cream...*clear throat*.....nnnnoo....I'll be clogged all day also. It's winterish and I'll get sick......
IM: ...best reason to nap the day......*yawn* .....away.....
Me:.....yea....outside sucks.......*lays down and almost drifts to sleep* PHO!!!!!!
IM: Oh wait....you're getting pho!?! Get you ass in that shower!
*gets ass in the shower*

Moral: PHO!!!!!!

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