Sunday, June 2, 2013

Shower Epiphany: Miss Ameri-DUH

I swear, why do they ask models to talk? I rather listen to nails dragged across a chalk board until they break in a bloody mess. Does she look hot in a swimsuit? Check. Can she wiggle her ass on camera? Check. Does she have any deep insightful thoughts that must be shared? NO! I think the US needs to up raise the bar and include not only an IQ test with Essay option in the Beauty Contests, but they need to have a college degree in a hard science. Either that or they need to call what Beauty Contests really are: Stupid hot women with nice racks are the best a woman can offer contests. Your accomplishments in life include not eating anything fatty and having big tits. Really? Is that all? No views on how the improvements of science have changed the world and how they can be improved? Uprising in Turkey and Syria? The need to continue to fill the war coffers and deny veterans of basic needs such as job programs and medicine? A longer statement on why racism is icky? Want to elaborate on that? You think that evolution and Intelligent Design should be given same time with Astronomy and Astrology? Chemistry and Alchemy?

Really? This is the cream of the crop? Big tits and a hot ass? I'd think positive attributes of womanhood should not be possible to gain via surgery. Want to impress me? Share a thought with me that will make me silent in contemplation instead of wondering why the half naked woman is given a mike to yell at the gay guy who says she a bit chunky in the thighs. But what do I know? I just want an equal or even a better when it comes with date-able women. Someone who I'd like to talk science and deep philosophical concepts after going at it like bunnies. Someone who I find out is pregnant and won't think, "Oh crap...I just Idiocrasy myself! What have I done?" Someone who makes me happy to introduce and not get the look from others like, "Really"?

Still don't agree? Might I mention that Sara Palin was in Miss America? Now I think of it I wonder when the first Totally ripped and hung studs who are dumber than a box of rocks contest will start?

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