Monday, June 10, 2013

Shower Epiphany: Don't stand so close to me!

Every now and then I come to realize that I'm probably going to end up dying alone. I'm not saying this for sympathy or to compel some of you to reach of to me or to even try to touch me. I'm simply stating that I'm pretty rough to be around 24/7 and I know damn well I get on everyone's nerves since one, I thrive on bugging the shit out of people at time of puckish inspiration and two, I annoy the hell out of me. So my hunch is that I am probably going to live alone for the majority of what is left of my life and I'm going to enjoy every bloody minute.

It's nice to have people around. Key word:around. Not with, or surrounded. Just around. Come over for Thursday meal? Yay! Come over all the bloody time and I start to wonder what is wrong with you since I can't stand me why the hell are you enjoying me?

Seriously, those people piss me off the most. Get away from me! Don't make me throw rocks at you or chase you with torches and pitchforks!

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