Sunday, May 19, 2013

Shower Epiphany: Fast and Furiously in the Closet.

If the three Lord of the Rings movies are about groups of males from all different paths of life spending a journey together to discover that they had build the closest of bonds with each other to the point where they either jump into bed with each other with arms wide open or simply smiling at the joyful festivities then the 6 Fast and Furious movies are about extremely closeted men who surround themselves with manly and rugged icons of manhood such as muscle cars, loud music, faceless bitches shaking their bodies in sexual exhibitionism and faceless anonymity and tough, single syllable grunts on how tough and masculine they are. Why do I have this hunch? In the latest movie an airplane literally ejaculates a muscle car. Sorry, either every man is really a 14 year old boy playing Xbox, "you homofags" *squeaky voice*, or just really insecure and threatened with their sexuality that they need to be reminded every few years. 

I'm good. I answered my three questions years ago and I'm happy with what I'm into.

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