Random Odd Question about "Friending me"....ewww....why is that a word?

*looks toward you, gentle and kind reader, smiles that odd smile and waves. Walks onto Center Stage and clears throat*

Um...so....yea.....just wondering just because I've been seeing odd things on the Facebook account that I'm connected with the blog.....um, are some of you trying to "friend" *recoils at the horrible taste in mouth, now that this is considered proper vernacular*....sorry, well hmmm.....

....well, just to say I'm a bit odd with some....*notices some shaking heads in audience* most.....*most of the heads now nod*.....most social interaction and I am not much on adding people how I haven't seen or met or such. I'm working on it and yes, I'm in therapy......

....yet, I'm willing to add people as long as you know a few things....

• I'm an ass. Not in the fuck you sort of way but the just for the laughs sort of way. Never cruel or mean, but more puckish
• I do have the ability to get on people's nerves so, yea....warning ahead of time. 
• It takes me a while to warm up to people and open up online, but I do do it. So, not saying we're going to be chummy, but we can be social.
• I don't meet people from online unless I have enough a relationship to feel that they're friends to me. It's my odd quirk. People who have been friends for more than a decade can probably tell you some odd stories. So yea.....just odd like that.
• Also, I'm an Atheist. Doesn't mean I will beat you over the head with your belief, but I worry about the moments that religion is harmful to the majority of people. Not going to knock down any houses of worship, just make sure that division for church and government is upheld. I do post memes for thought and I'm not one to be preached at. I left religion for a reason. I don't need saving. SO Nope to any of that. 
• I don't collect people. If we don't interact in the past 6 months I "unfriend" *makes yuck face*. I don't need an ego boost of all the people or that "like and I like back" crap. I will interact with you, but if we don't bye. Also no acting a fool with the people I do know? I mean seriously, just don't.
• Lastly and most importantly, I'd friend you if you give me an introduction. I get spammed a lot and don't fall for the "this is my other account". So I would like just a message saying, "hey.....hi. I read your crap. I kind of like that crap. Friends? And maybe tie you up in a basement?" HA ha....joking....so seriously, don't tie me up in any basement. This is why I'm anti-social! So, yea a message saying hi, and the such and I'll add you. 

Ok.....that's said. Now I can not worry about it and carry on. So....yea, bye.

*waves and walks off stage right*