*crunches biscuit in mouth*
.....hmmmmmmm.......the hardest part about keeping track of calories is that you have to jump through hoops to find the information. I mean, seriously. They have the caloric information of semen (5-25 calories), but not what I need! Geesh....whose job was it to to that experiment. Hell, who has to clean out that bomb calorimeter?
Fuck.....*looks at box of biscuits while chewing* I might have to stop eating these.....
***
Um......hey, hi..........um I wanted to take a moment and thank you for reading this. It's honestly been to damn long since I written anything and getting back in the stride of things can be....awkward. This is also awkward. The fact that I'm actually speaking to you rather me going on a rant much like the poor guy on the corner near me babbling away on what what and that that.
Yea, but I kind of wanted to take a second to say a few things if only for my own sanity considering that one, people actually read this. Two, I'm actually getting views from Germany, France and South Korea, I kind of wanted to apologize to you all for actually reading my insanity and to remind you, you know the Internet has porn. Seriously, porn. I would almost feel more comfortable if you went for porn rather then read my insanely stupid thoughts. Like, seriously.....porn.....no? Ok.....
More importantly, three, I want to say thanks for just reading. Writing is kind of my way to vent and play with thoughts that just bounce around in my head and keep me from sleeping, so the fact that any of you read this really makes me feel ....um...I'm not sure......valued? I would not mind comments either. I'm really not too big on interaction, but considering that you've all read my oddness I kind of feel a bit more braver with whatever I'm saying.
Shoot, I would mind positive critique. Or even interaction, he says now somehow realizing he really has no idea how he will respond outside of hiding in a blanket and staring at the screen. I kind of use my writing to lash out, but I want to use it to create also. I'm trying to get my humor back, I realize that writing has to be practiced by doing and if I get any positive response I'm quite willing to do more.
Just not, "you suck" or anything negative. I actually want my writing to be snark free so I want to have a kind relationship with you good people if any. I'm more then used to debate, bullying, and just unimaginitive mockery. I guess what I'm trying to say if you make contact I'll try to please. Or if you can mention if you like something I'll try to do that more.
Am I making any sense? No, Ok.....just being silly stupid nervous.
Ha ha....ok, but thanks for the time your can honestly be spending looking at pornography.....they have on top AND on bottom you know! Even *looks around the room then whispers* girls that kiss girls......I know! Right? Internets is wild! Oh my, I'm getting the vapors....I need to sit and fan myself before I swoon.....ha ha...
Ok, Peace and Love.
Be kind to each other.
*pulls another one out and starts to crunch on it*
....one day.....just not today....
*puts down the box with the most adorable golden retriever on the front, still chewing*
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