Do robots dream other then electric sheep?

I have trust issues.

I mean I have them. Seriously have them. How bad?

I dreamed last night I was in love with a robot. What kind? Think of the big clunky one you might have gotten as a toy and smoked if you added oil and maybe even sparked. It had no gender. It was a robot. It even had the most robotest voice imaginable.

But why?

It let me be the little spoon. It was programmed to know that I had a drop in temperature and it would bring me a blanket and even heat the room. It would play white noise while I slept and kept on guard to keep all the chaos from getting me. It gently woke me up and even went outside to get groceries, take out the trash and walk the dog with me. It even had an espresso machine and gave me books out of the blue.

Sex?

No.

Right? I mean it never came up nor I wanted it really. It was just there, taking care of me, tending to my needs and saving my world for once. We had intellectual conversation with citations, it helped me cook with recipes, and even launched missiles at anyone who looked at me funny.

Best of all......when I wanted to be alone, it let me. It went into sleep mode and woke when I called it. I mean....wow.

It didn't threaten me, cheat on me, pull a knife on me, tried to sexually take advantage of me or even call me out of my name. It was a robot and it actually cared. And I cared back. It was......blissful, even if it was in no way sexual. Oddly enough I almost felt it wasn't needed.

I know....weird.

How weird?

When I woke up this morning I missed my robot. I honestly felt bad about waking up before Sunday brunch without them and felt sad. I mean......sad that I was living in this reality and not one where I was taken care of by a robot. I always said I could love anyone despite of what they have or don't have physically. I just never realized that it went this far.

I missed my robot, especially when I realized that I needed to wake up and save the world and hope it didn't stab me in the back in return.

Yea......just yea........my dreams are something.