*Running from offstage right towards center, stops and looks towards audience, disheveled and looking quite rushed. Explosions, sirens, and vevuzela braying from offstage left*
Um....oh yea....um....gonna be just a bit late.....so not noon, probably afternooish? It will come! Yet, just some .....things....yea, things.....have came up and I'm rushing about to get them done this week, but yea....in a few hours. Promise...
*interrupted by woman screaming from offstage left* WHY....WHY IS THERE NOT HONEY MUSTARD?!?!!?!? WHAT MADNESS IS THIS?!?!?!
*looks back at audience, makes odd nodding gesture towards chaos, runs off stage towards insane chaos*
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Monday, October 17, 2016
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